Nov 28, 2013

Quick Joke Of The Day - A drunk hobo staggers around on the street when he spots a woman and a child.

A drunk hobo staggers around on the street when he spots a woman and a child.

''That must be the ugliest child I have ever seen in my entire life'', he says to her, and walks off again.

The lady breaks down in tears, and the sound of her sobbing attracts a pizza delivery boy.

''What's wrong,'' he asks.

''I have just been insulted so badly, you wouldn't believe'', she cries.

''There there,'' the delivery boy says comfortingly,

''Here's a handkerchief to dry your eyes, and a banana for the sweet little chimp.''