Mar 6, 2014

A Light Attraction....



In the countryside of Ireland, Mick’s wife went into labour in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said: "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there Mick" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another little one to come yet."


Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.


"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, lad...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.


Then Mick scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor: "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"