Mar 4, 2014

Aussie Humor - Only a Farm Kid would say that!

Only a Farm Kid...
When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer in Queensland, Australia named Barry drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his Holden Ute, and knocked at the door.

A boy, about 9, opened the door

"Is your Dad, Rodney, or your mum, Glenda, home ? " said the farmer.

"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Nathan ? Is he here ? "

"No, he went with Mum and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,

and mumbling to himself.

"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.

It's about your brother Nathan getting my daughter Stephanie pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment...

"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig,

but I don't know how much he charges for Nathan."