Mar 8, 2014

Old Person Sex Humor: Irish Coffee: An Old Women, Her Husbands Libido and Viagra.......

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor?

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee, he won't even taste it.. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me  know how things went.'

A week later when she called the doctor, who  directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,  bejaysus and begorrah!  T'was horrid!... Just terrible,  doctor!'

'Really? .......What happened?' asked  the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it  in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.  

He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his  eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!  

With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and  tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!

It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the Sex your husband provided wasn't  good?'

'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best Sex  I've had in 25 years!

But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never  be able to show me face in 'McDonalds' again!