Mar 31, 2014

Just A Quickie... A surgeon operating on a man accidentally cuts off the patient's testicles

A surgeon operating on a man slips and accidentally cuts off the patient's testicles.

He quickly inserts two onions and sews him back up.

One month later, the man goes back for a check-up.

"Any problems?" asks the surgeon.

"A few," explains the man.

"I cry when I pee, my wife gets heartburn after sex and 

I get a hard-on when I see a cheese sandwich!"