Mar 27, 2014

Rude Sexist Quick Joke - I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Wife came into the lounge...

I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Wife came into the lounge and says:

"Fancy a shag Babe?"

I said, "After the football love"

She said, "You do realise that you can record it?"

I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes".