Jun 11, 2014

The Irish Prostitute...Paddy was walking home...

Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.

She sways up to him and whispers in his ear "You can have me for only 'Twenty pounds"

Paddy had never been with a prostitute before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they went into the bushes.

They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.

It is a Police Officer.

'What's going on here, people?' asks the cop

'I'm making love to me wife!,' Paddy answers sounding annoyed-

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!!'