Jul 8, 2014

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane....

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.  Paddy ordered a whiskey.

The stewardess asked the Muslim  if he'd like a drink.




He replied in disgust   "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch  my lips!"

Paddy handed his drink back and said  "Me too, I  didn't know we had a choice!"