Jul 9, 2014

Another Smart Arse Answer .........

A truck driver was driving along on a country road.  A sign came up that read 

" Low Bridge Ahead."

Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.

Cars were backed up for miles.  Finally, a police car arrived.

Thepoliceman got out of his car and walked to the truck's cab and said to the driver,

 "Got stuck, eh?"

he truck driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!"