Jul 9, 2014

Aussie Humor - Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a flyswatter.


"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."