Jul 8, 2014

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, myjob......

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, my job, my savings, 

Social Security, retirement funds, etc.,

I called the Suicide Hotline.

I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,

and asked if I could drive a truck!