Jul 3, 2014

Last night I got so drunk that when I got .........

Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs,
I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear.

Then I crept upstairs very quietly, so as not to wake the kids or my other half.

It was only when I got to the very top I realized I was still 

on the bus home.