May 9, 2015

Joke Of The Day - Parking Inspector's Funeral

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Inspector's funeral, 
a voice from inside screams:

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:

"Too f*****g late pal, I've already started the paperwork."