May 28, 2015

MY NEW BOYFRIENDS !!! Just a reminder…..

I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with Earl Grey.

What a life!

Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer; or whatever his name is. I forget !

and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Captain Morgan or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company.

Now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer it gets to the end,

the faster it goes.

So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'count your blessings!!!