Oct 3, 2015

Old Person Humor - Welcome to the 'Silver Years'

They weren't in my pockets.  Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park.  My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition.  She was afraid that the car could be stolen.
As I looked around the car park, I realized she was right. The car park was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the  car, and  that it had been stolen.

  Then  I made the most difficult call of all to my wife:…………."I  left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

  There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard her voice.
   "Are you kidding me?”  she screamed, "I  dropped you off!"

Now  it was my turn to be silent……….  Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

  She retorted, …. "I will, as soon as I convince this police officer that I didn't steal your damn car!"

  Welcome to the silver years...