Sep 23, 2017

Puns and One Liners Of The Day.....



The tooth fairy is evil. It encourages young kids to sell body parts.

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As a kid, Aunt Zelda conned me with tales of tooth fairies, Santa, Easter bunny. I don't fall for that crap now, thank God!

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I love summer water fights at the park with all the local kids. I was champion last year. No one's a match for me and my kettle.

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.

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Good news for insomniacs! 

Only 10 sleeps until Christmas!

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“Now you're married how’s your sex life?” 

“A bit like my Ferrari”

“You haven’t got a Ferrari” 

“Exactly.......”

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Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

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The tooth fairy is evil. It encourages young kids to sell body parts.


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