Sep 20, 2017

Puns Of The Day....

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans
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Sleeping pills are such a pain. You have to wake them up before use.
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A good meteor shower can really rock your world.
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Helped a guy find his empty wallet once. He told me "I don't know how to repay you."
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A man has died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle. As one relative put it "He had serious selfie steam issues."
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The wife was getting all angry about climbing a hill this morning.......

. I told her just to get over it
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