Sep 19, 2017

Today's One Liners / Puns


Went to an Indian restaurant last night and had a pelican curry. 

Food was OK, but the bill was enormous!

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Chinese takeaway - $25.00

 Delivery charge - $4.00

Realizing the bloody idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless.

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The urge to sing "the lion sleeps tonight" is only ever a whim away.

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