Sep 19, 2017

Today's One Liners / Puns

Went to an Indian restaurant last night and had a pelican curry. 

Food was OK, but the bill was enormous!


Chinese takeaway - $25.00

 Delivery charge - $4.00

Realizing the bloody idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless.


The urge to sing "the lion sleeps tonight" is only ever a whim away.