Jun 27, 2018

Joke Of The Day - Neville the boat owner...(Aussie Humor)

The Taxation Office believed a boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help.

An agent from Wollongong was sent to the fishing village of Kiama to investigate the boat owner.

GOVT AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand. He's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here.

He makes about $10 per week, and pays his own room and board. I buy him a bottle of rum and 3 dozen stubbies every Saturday night

so he can cope with life. Also, he gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

GOVT AGENT: " Ahhh, that's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"