Jun 26, 2018

Joke Of The Day...What? Mistaken Instructions;Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon

Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Gun Shop to buy a 9mm handgun for home/ personal protection. jok

When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!

As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. I still don't think I looked that bad!

Just need to wear underwear more often.