Mar 27, 2014

Joke Of The Day...The Jewish Pilot & the Chinese Co-Pilot

A plane leaves Heathrow airport under the control of a Jewish captain.

His co-pilot is Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two, seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising  altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!"

"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, doesn't matter, you're all alike!"

There's a few minutes of silence.

"I no rike Jews either!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.

"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic!" says the co-pilot.

"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an Iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ,

No mattah... all same!!!"