Nov 30, 2014

Beware of those who carry books. A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded ...

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied, in a loud voice: “NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: 


"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?”

The man responded in a loud voice: 

"$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".